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three potheads ,the first one was blind the second one crippled the last one was bold
they were all walking down the street then a car came by so fast the each one said something
the boldy :that car waved through my hair
the blind: i wrote its numbers
the crippled : i caught the dude who drove then kicked him and nailed him
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a coach asked a pothead : how many laps you can go around the play field
the pothead said : as many as the weeds i have
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a drunken pothead every night he goes to his room and says:
oh my i became very very big my hair turned white so suddenly
then his father came and said :
how many times did i tell you not to stand in front of your grand ma picture and say its your own picture
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a pothead came in the grocery and asked : do you have ice
the grocerykeeper said :
yes we have
the pot head said :
hot or cold?
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a foolish thief came to steal he saw an old woman and she feels cold
he turned the AC on and ran away
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a pothead was asked
how do you hunt rabbits?
he said i hide under a tree and act like a carrot
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a pot head entered the fastest drawing competition
he drew a full stop and said thats an elephant as seen far far away
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a pothead knocked the door of his neighbor and said
do u have tomato
they said yes
then he said so do i
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three potheads ,the first one was blind the second one crippled the last one was bold
they were all walking down the street then a car came by so fast the each one said something
the boldy :that car waved through my hair
the blind: i wrote its numbers
the crippled : i caught the dude who drove then kicked him and nailed him
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a coach asked a pothead : how many laps you can go around the play field
the pothead said : as many as the weeds i have
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a drunken pothead every night he goes to his room and says:
oh my i became very very big my hair turned white so suddenly
then his father came and said :
how many times did i tell you not to stand in front of your grand ma picture and say its your own picture
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a pothead came in the grocery and asked : do you have ice
the grocerykeeper said :
yes we have
the pot head said :
hot or cold?
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a foolish thief came to steal he saw an old woman and she feels cold
he turned the AC on and ran away
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a pothead was asked
how do you hunt rabbits?
he said i hide under a tree and act like a carrot
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a pot head entered the fastest drawing competition
he drew a full stop and said thats an elephant as seen far far away
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a pothead knocked the door of his neighbor and said
do u have tomato
they said yes
then he said so do i
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