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three potheads ,the first one was blind the second one crippled the last one was bold

they were all walking down the street then a car came by so fast the each one said something

the boldy :that car waved through my hair

the blind: i wrote its numbers

the crippled : i caught the dude who drove then kicked him and nailed him

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a coach asked a pothead : how many laps you can go around the play field

the pothead said : as many as the weeds i have

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a drunken pothead every night he goes to his room and says:

oh my i became very very big my hair turned white so suddenly

then his father came and said :

how many times did i tell you not to stand in front of your grand ma picture and say its your own picture


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a pothead came in the grocery and asked : do you have ice

the grocerykeeper said :

yes we have


the pot head said :

hot or cold?


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a foolish thief came to steal he saw an old woman and she feels cold

he turned the AC on and ran away


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a pothead was asked

how do you hunt rabbits?

he said i hide under a tree and act like a carrot


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a pot head entered the fastest drawing competition

he drew a full stop and said thats an elephant as seen far far away

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a pothead knocked the door of his neighbor and said

do u have tomato

they said yes


then he said so do i

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#3
a drunken pothead every night he goes to his room and says:

oh my i became very very big my hear turned white so suddenly

then his father came and said :

how many times did i tell you not to stand in front of your grand ma picture and say its your own picture






Hhhhhhhhhhhhh
I liked this one
Thanx fire

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